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  • Pregnant woman:oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me:*punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
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pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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watsonly:

soudas:

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore

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sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.

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  • me:*puts earphones in*
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  • me:*plays music*
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giggle:

why i’ll never work at fast foods

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acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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